LASTPING
A dead internet transmission
Anybody
still there?
A billion perfect replies.
One beautifully wrong human.
A meme for the ones who hesitate.▁▁▂▁▁▁▆▂▁▁▁▁▁Scroll to listen
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Noise looks like company.
Count the bodies.
Then count the noise.
Historical source illustration · not a live feed
Almost everyone looks human. But a small automated minority can make most of the noise.
What does “human” mean here?
The source uses wallet heuristics, not proof of personhood. Wallet counts and buy counts answer different questions. These historical figures illustrate that distinction; they do not classify you.
Reverse verification
Prove you’re
not efficient.
Machines finish the task.
Humans forget why they opened the tab.
No correct answer. That’s the point.
Extinction is a bad forecast.
Turn the future.
Watch it disagree.
A fragile extrapolation, not a countdown to a real event.
THE LAST TRANSMISSION · 24 SECONDS
Receiver → census → imperfect verification → one finite billion. Silent film.
The LASTPING proposal
Keep every
last one.
Issue, maximum and initial circulation:
1,000,000,000 LPG.
100% circulating. Zero locked.
No cliff. No vesting.
880,000,000Public launch allocation, immediately transferable at issuance. Distribution method and recipients must be published before launch.
80,000,000Initial signal makers: named artists and community documentarians. Delivered at launch, no delayed grants.
40,000,000Initial builders: named design and implementation contributors. Unlocked immediately; wallets disclosed before launch.
No holder dividend. A ping is participation, not income. No trading-volume reward.
0% project buy, sell and transfer tax. Network and venue fees may apply.
No scheduled burn. The extinction joke stays out of supply. Planned mint and freeze authority revocation requires verification.